Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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