you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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