I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
It was like getting head from an anaconda
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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