his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Congratulations! We have a period
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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