Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Randomize
