And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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