you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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