have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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