Need sex. Gaining weight.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
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