that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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