Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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