so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
Randomize
