I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
is that a dick in a sweater?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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