Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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