so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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