So drunk, too bad you don't want this
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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