I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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