Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
