i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
COCAINE IS GR8
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Randomize
