I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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