For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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