why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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