My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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