I want to stick my p in your. b.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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