Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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