The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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