no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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