That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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