I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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