That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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