Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Me too!
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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