I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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