No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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