i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
