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Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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