Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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