Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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