Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Randomize
