fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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