But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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