Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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