i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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