Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
It was confusing and full of hummus
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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