the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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