Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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