boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I could fuck to npr.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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