Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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