it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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