Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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