thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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