I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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