is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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