I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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