So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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