We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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