I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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