I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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