So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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