just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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