I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
