I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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