Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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